Random 2010 predictions

These are predictions for 2010 that may or may not come true.
In no particular order:

• Tiger Woods will get caught with steroids
• Second coming of Elvis
• PS3 will be cheaper than XBox
• The internet will go down worldwide and cause a panic
• Reebok will go out of buiness
• An Asian version of the Jersey Shore will air on MTV
• The penny will go extinct
• 50 Cent will star in a family friendly movie and stars as a babysitting drug dealer
  
• The NFL will buy the NHL
• There will be a money laundering scandal in Vegas.
• Rappers will start wearing fanny packs.

What are you predictions for the upcoming year?