December 31, 2009

Goodbye 2009

What will be most remembered about 2009?

The death of a King. Whether you hated him or loved him, you will always remember where you were when he died. News so big that twitter and facebook went down. MJ songs were played for 3 weeks straight and everyone was a fan again.

Wow this has to be one of the top 3 worst days of my life R.I.P Michael Jackson!!!
- Fat Joe

Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him!
- Diddy

I can't find the words right now to express how deeply sadden I am by Michael's passing. We have lost a genius and a true ambassador of not only Pop music, but of all music.
- Justin Timberlake

Where were you when it happened???

December 29, 2009

Top 5 list pt. 2 (Why L is Kobe's He-Bitch)

1) clutch
Game winners. Winners want the last shot, role players pass the ball.

2) closest to Jordan
4 rings. 35.4 ppg in 05-06. Dynasty. Nike brand. Triangle offense. 81!

3) 81 points
Epic. Toronto should've hit him with a quintuple team defense 5 on 1.

4) competitiveness
Never want to lose. Playing with 8 fingers (broken index/torn ligament in pinky) Through flu and rape allegations.

5) work ethic
Never back down. Shooting over 200 shots a day in practice. Highest basketball IQ in the league. Student of the game. MVP finals/regular season.

Top 5 list (Why L hates Brett Favre)

1. lucky
Bastard closes his eyes when he passes hoping his balls get caught.

2. overrated
Commentators all over his nut sack like flies on rice. Selfish bastard putting his record before his team. Some iron man, if you can't throw the ball why you in the game? You're the fucking QB!!!

3. diva
Thinks he's better than everyone including teammates, GM, owner, owner's baby, owner's baby mama...etc.

4. baby
Quote from

"Brett Favre had a seizure during a hospital visit because he was "addicted" to the same medicine.
What a WUSS!"

5. women making decision skills
Always holding press conferences for every little thing like his 2463164313 time he retires and the 896132684113 time he comes back. You gonna fucking retire or not?! GDAMN IT!

December 21, 2009

Holiday Wants!

Granted I want a second pair of Air Jordan XI space jams, (yeah, I know I'm selfish) these Air Force 1 futura's don't look bad either. The last time I had a pair was 3 years ago and they were pretty damn durable. These are hot though, all black everything haha.
btw picture courtesy of

December 16, 2009

Pacquiao is a Tiger himself!

With so much news about Tiger Woods and his harem of mistresses it’s been easy to miss the story of pound-for-pound boxing champion Manny Pacquiao allegedly cheating on his wife. The Internet and Filipino media say Manny stepped out on wife Jinkee with actress Krista Ranillo. Manny and Ranillo have both denied an affair. Read more here...

December 10, 2009

MTV's Jersey Shore Review

Left to right (standing): Angelina, JWOWWW, Snookie, Mike "The situation"
Left to right (front row): Vinny, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi "Sweetheart"

Last week was the premiere of Jersey Shore. What I like to call the Real World: Guidos/Guidettes. This has to be the most douchebag show on tv to date, considering all the real worlds that have been aired. The show's premise follows a group of eight living the summer in Jersey shore, located in New Jersey (and according to Ted from "How I Met Your Mother" the worst place to live in the whole world! Listen to Bill Simmon's podcast to get his take on Jersey Shore, but I'll refer to his podcast from time to time. Let's take a look at the players starting with the guys. These guys refer to themselves as Guidos (for those who don't know here is Urban Dictionary's def:

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

Typical guido, they have spikey hair (or "blowouts"), are muscled/juiced out, tatted up and tanned with douchebag clothing (Ed Hardy, Von Dutch, etc.) The first guy is Mike or as he refers to himself as "The situation". WHO THE FUCK calls themselves as that! BS (bill simmons) says it has to be the best nickname for a WWE gimmick and I agree. L says so too, but what the fuck does he know, he thinks the knicks are the best team in the NBA. Back to Mike, he also refers to his 6 pack as the situation. I don't understand, but this guy is a definitely a dbag when you refer to your 6pack and yourself as "The situation". BS also says he looks like a jersey Derek Jeter guido. I LMFAO and almost hit a car when I was listening to it on the road. He starts the show falling madly in love with one of his housemates, a guidette (short def: Italian hooch, super tanned, with all fake errr thang) Sammi "SweetHeart", we'll get to her in a sec. Through the premiere, Mike acts like a he-bitch when Sammi flirts and hooks up with him then ditches him for Ronnie. Ronnie is our second douche housemate. This guy is the quintessential meathead of guidos. All about the juice, he could bench press then body slam the whole cast. But, BS indicates that he looks to have the most common sense and is grounded enough to actually blend in with society (true story.) Even though Ronnie hooks up with Sammi, he's like whatever, never fall in love in Jersey shore. Quote from him (paraphrased) "I take off my shirt and bitches flock to me like flies on shit!". Yeah...WOW, LOL! Next is Vinny and this guy is just a young buck. Just turned 21 and bout to be Guido-ing it up (ha ha I just turned it into a verb!) big time. Not too significant on the show yet, we just know he has pink eye. Most memorable thing about him is a thing Guidos do at clubs, which is fist pumping! See video (I wish I could find one of Vinny on the show, but here is the best I could find)
Last, we have my favorite character on the show, PAULY D. This guy is 29 years old and out to do bitches like theres no tomorrow. The douchebaggiest guy IMO on the show, but also most entertaining. Things so far: fist pumps, smacks game on 20 yr olds, punches a dude while said dude is in a full nelson lock, and has that stereotypical accent. Classic.

Work our way around to the girls. We have Snookie, JWOWWW, Angelina, and Sammi "sweetheart". Snookie is stereotypical hoochie guidette who is like 4'7" with implants that you would think would make her tip over. Such a hooch that in the first episode she jumps in the hot tub with all the dudes in just her bra and thong. Angelina, the cock block who thinks she's a hot piece, hates on everybody. She thinks she is the Italian kim kardashian, GTFO! Like "The situation" said, "lose 5-7 pounds, then we can talk!" LOL. Also I think Angelina looks like a better Ratchel Dratch...that's not saying much. JWOWWW (wtf?!) another slutty chick who has a boyfriend back home who apparently cheats and gets it on with PAULY D, has a bad boob job. Shit is spherical and separated by the Atlantic ocean! But I would still do her over Snooks, and Angelina, who btw, calls herself Jolie. (editor's note: nobody gives themselves their own nickname, people give that to you!) Lastly we have Sammi "sweetheart" who although has a nice nickname, don't be fooled, she a round a way girl too. But, she is a hot piece who "the situation" tries to get all lovey dovey with. Like c'mon man don't be a lil' bitch. She sports a weave, but it looks good, and she has in Ronnie's words "a damn good set of legs" booyyyyyyyyy! That wraps it up for now, go check out the show, shit is going down. Trailers have snooks getting punched, yes, PUNCHED in the face by some dude. Lots of fights and drama, guaranteed to be better than Real World: DC (which I am not watching btw) I give it a 6 out of 10 for reality shows because fist pumping is just so entertaining and sammi sweetheart is a hottie slut. She only fucks with Guidos, but hey, whatever. Airs on MTV Thursdays 10est/pst ::FIST PUMP!::


December 8, 2009

MTV Jersey Shore Analysis

Check out the breakdown for the first episode of Jersey Shore by Bill Simmons and Dave Jacoby.

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