February 28, 2009

Win a Trophy Tonight

Now who doesn’t want to be the guy walking out with the hottest chick in the club. I tell you now, I am not some sort of relationship expert, but I have compiled advice and tips from men & women who have accomplished the goal of going home with the top prize at the club or bar. Remember, I’m simply relaying the info along with some of the knowledge I know.
  1. Always look presentable. To women, there is nothing more of an attraction killer than seeing a homeless looking idiot. 100% of first attraction is appearance. You never hear guys say, “Man take a look at all that personality spilling out of that girls bra.”If you are trying to go home with the best looking; shouldn't she?
  2. Be THE MAN, but be the man quietly. You want to stand out, but you do not be the loud douche bag yelling and making a scene (ie College Frat Boys).
  3. Once spotting your target, show interest. Stare casually, just enough so her friends notice. However do not get caught and be labeled as creepy. Approach with caution, but if you’re good enough, maybe she’ll come to you.
  4. A mans game can vary. Find a way to get one on one time. If she smokes, go smoke with her if you smoke too, if not just fake it. A drink usually always works, especially 5 drinks in.
  5. Whatever you do make conversation. DON’T TALK THE WHOLE TIME, but keep the ball rolling. Try to find something that you have in common, but DO NOT MAKE IT OVERLY SIMILAR. if she say “I have a cat named Bob” don’t lie and say the same thing.
  6. Women are attracted to humor. Be witty and clever, but not a stand up comedian. Find an inside joke the two of you can share and will make you standout.
  7. Another thing, if you possibly can, dance! If you can't dance, try anyways. If you don’t, she’s more likely to find someone else that can.
  8. A number is always a score. This is the least you should get at the end of the night. Also in the 21st century, "Can I Facebook you?" is the new "Can I get your number?"
Bottom line guys: don’t be a dick, dress nice, buy drinks, dance and keep your cool.

-CMC

1 comment:

  1. Those 8 rules are easier said than done (well except for when I do them).

    But I disagree with your "bottom line" that says "don't be a dick". Sub-consciously women are attracted to dicks. Consciously they will deny the hell out of that.

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