Y U MAD? 10 things women complain about...but I'd still smash

1. Crying for equality, but then get mad when they're not treated differently.

2. Fawning over and wanting to fuck supernatural beings when they're fictional. (you don't see us wanting to fuck a mermaid)

3. Trying to be shoe heads with heels

4. Trying to act like sex in the city broads. (WHORES!)

5. ...then get mad at terms like slut or whore because they are indeed that or trying to be that.

6. Think they know all the answers...but they don't.

7. When girls takes a girl's side just because she's a girl

8. ...then playa hates and rags on same girl for being prettier/cuter/sexier

9. Too many assumptions. For example, a guy says they're the best at something. Women automatically assume you're putting them down. Like what the fuck? I just said I'm the best, I didn't put you down.

10. Claiming to be independent, then go around saying you can't find a good man aka guy who makes bank. Independent means you got your own house, own car, two jobs work hard you's a bad broad. Check, Beyonce is independent, she got all her own shit.

Top 10 things women think they can do, but can't

1. Drive (parallel park included)
Do I really need any explanation?

2. Be reasonable
Feelings? Emotions? What are those? Logical standpoints and ideals. Do not mix with the aforementioned nouns.

3. Run a country
Women are ruled by emotions. Basing decisions on emotions and feelings lead to unprecedented and unknown disasters.

4. Make decisions
Always jumping from one thing to another. Never sticking on point. Have you ever wondered why women take 2-3 hours at the mall whereas we stick with our decisions and go in, buy, then leave?

5. Be funny
There are no funny women comedians period. Lisa Lampenelli, negative. Sarah Silverman? Oh hell no.

6. Make a point (argue)
Not reasonable, no valid points, basing argument on emotions and feelings. How do you expect to win? Famous men lawyers: Johnny Cochran

7. Paint (art painting)
Go ahead name a famous woman artist. Can't? Let me name a couple males: Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Rembrandt.

8. Use electronics/gadgets
Who sets the time on the VCR/microwave/home clocks?

9. Play REAL sports
Would you rather watch the NBA or WNBA? When a woman dunks in the WNBA, it's posted every where like on the world news. The presses stop. When a guy dunks, unless its a 360 reverse tomahawk through the legs while blowing out a cupcake, its nothing.

10. Fix shit
C'mon, really?