1) Drinking - I had my first beer at 10, thought it was disgusting then. However, what was nasty then, is gold now.2) Shooting a gun - My dad and I were shooting a BB gun around the house (because it would be stupid to let a kid shoot a real gun) and he managed to gun down a hummingbird (true story).
3) Fishing - Essential to surviving in the wilderness. All you need is some floss, a paper clip, and a bag of gummy worms.
4) BBQing/Grilling - You don't see George foreman using pots/pans...you see him grilling shit...like steak and chicken!
5) Fighting/ Fighting Dirty - After getting into a fight at 7, my dad said, "what happen? you win?" I said, "no, he kicked my ass." Instead of saying, "good thing you didn't get hurt," he replied with "Well go back out there and fight again.
Kick him in the shins if you have to."6) The Birds and the Bees - Awkward, but necessary.
7) Fixing a Car - Changing tires, oil, etc. However I don't pay insurance for nothing, so when I get a busted tire on the road, I call AAA.
8) Driving a manual transmission - because all the fast exotic cars in the world are NOT automatic
9) Sports - whether its playing or just watching, this is the basis of all things manly.
10) Look Badass (tie a neck tie, cuff links, suit, shine shoes) - because you need to look P.I.M.P to get laid.
What else am I missing?
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